people who like horses are irritating!
it's true! i can't believe it but it's been proven to me over the years of my life that people who like horses are irritating, or maybe it's just me they irritate..i dunno..i'll explain, just so you know i'm not just making a blanket statement without proof :D
in school there were two girls, both heavily into horses, the first one was rather large (tall) and threw her weight around like you wouldn't believe, she thought she was God's gift she really did, and daddy was a judge for showjumping, no prizes for guessing how she got her ribbons! plus she walked around with this snobbish air of superiority, kinda like horses do (horses are up themselves!). the second had spent so long with horses that she'd begun to look like one! i kid you not..she had yellow teeth, her hair was always tied back in a PONY tail and she was forever flicking her head around like horses do. the third example is my ex's sister, oh my goodness i've never heard the word horse so many times in a day! and she used to talk in this dumbass kiddie voice and her tongue was always in the way of her teeth, so much so i wanted to chop off the first inch of her tongue to stop her silly lisp! and her room was just covered in horse paraphanalia, christams was full of horse presents, i couldn't believe her parents kept managing to get her stuff with horses on, and she used to go to riding lessons, poor horse i say! and every birthday her present list would start with horse i mean really, where you gonna keep it!? and when we went on holiday she bugged her parents and threw tantrums till they agreed to pay for her to go riding a horse along the beach..couple hundrd quid for a flaming half hours worth of trotting in a line on the beach staring at the ass of the horse in front, one of her lifelong ambitions appantly! (well don't go setting your sights too high!) but the worst of it was the ride started at sunrise so she dragged her poor mum out of bed while on holiday how cruel! to take her to this thing then got her to go sit on the beach and film it! poor woman. then there was this kid i used to have the misfortune of baby sitting, urgh she used to go on night after night budgeting for this flaming horse she wanted, in the end her parents backed down, i think they nearly went bankrupt keeping it..and come on what good is a horse to you? you have to hire out a stable to keep it in, clean out its crap, ride it to keep it fit and lets face it if the horse don't wanna go out it's not moving, then theres the food and how often are you gonna see it?? they don't really make great pets, they think they're too good to be friends with humans. we're quite lucky that the countryside is only a couple of miles away, but the poor parents who are already skint have now got to pay for petrol to take the brat to see the dumbass horse and it's not like they can leave their kid there, they're gonna have to stand outside freezing their ass off watchin the kid with the horse that's eating them out of all they've worked for!! and now oh dear! the woman i've been sat next to in my team, urgh, of all the people it had to be the horse rider! i'm sure i'm being tested..and this has got to be sumat with people who spend too much time with horses, coz yet again, she's starting to look like one, her teeth are really arched, like in a horses mouth, and it's always partially open, and she too ties her hair back in a PONY tail, and quite frankly she just irritates me! she prattles on about nothing in particular, and expects the universe to be interested, that i can cope with, but mid way through me closing a deal, NO! and the funniest! she's on a diet right, so she won't buy sweet food and she's constantly counting points, but whatever food i have on my desk, be it chocolate, sweets whatever, she clocks them, says can i just have one which becomes three then she tells me she can't buy stuff like that coz she's on a diet, but one won't hurt..i'm sat thinkin buyin the food ent the issue love it's eating it! and then a bit later she'll say oooh i haven't had sweets in so long (no not since yesterday) i've got the taste for them now, do you mind if i have another..it cracks me up! i'm sorry if you think i'm a total horse liker hater, coz i'm not, it just seems like everyone i've met who wants a horse or has one is freakishly irritating! and they seem to think they're better than others, again kinda like the horse does..it's such an upper class thing to want isnt it? maybe the horses send them mad, maybe there's some sickness you get from them and that's why the start to mimick the horse?? who knows!! whatever it is i know i will never want one and if i have a kid that wants one i'm gonna tell em straight, you go mad over horses and you're no child of mine!! i love ya but a mother's love can only take so much !!
in school there were two girls, both heavily into horses, the first one was rather large (tall) and threw her weight around like you wouldn't believe, she thought she was God's gift she really did, and daddy was a judge for showjumping, no prizes for guessing how she got her ribbons! plus she walked around with this snobbish air of superiority, kinda like horses do (horses are up themselves!). the second had spent so long with horses that she'd begun to look like one! i kid you not..she had yellow teeth, her hair was always tied back in a PONY tail and she was forever flicking her head around like horses do. the third example is my ex's sister, oh my goodness i've never heard the word horse so many times in a day! and she used to talk in this dumbass kiddie voice and her tongue was always in the way of her teeth, so much so i wanted to chop off the first inch of her tongue to stop her silly lisp! and her room was just covered in horse paraphanalia, christams was full of horse presents, i couldn't believe her parents kept managing to get her stuff with horses on, and she used to go to riding lessons, poor horse i say! and every birthday her present list would start with horse i mean really, where you gonna keep it!? and when we went on holiday she bugged her parents and threw tantrums till they agreed to pay for her to go riding a horse along the beach..couple hundrd quid for a flaming half hours worth of trotting in a line on the beach staring at the ass of the horse in front, one of her lifelong ambitions appantly! (well don't go setting your sights too high!) but the worst of it was the ride started at sunrise so she dragged her poor mum out of bed while on holiday how cruel! to take her to this thing then got her to go sit on the beach and film it! poor woman. then there was this kid i used to have the misfortune of baby sitting, urgh she used to go on night after night budgeting for this flaming horse she wanted, in the end her parents backed down, i think they nearly went bankrupt keeping it..and come on what good is a horse to you? you have to hire out a stable to keep it in, clean out its crap, ride it to keep it fit and lets face it if the horse don't wanna go out it's not moving, then theres the food and how often are you gonna see it?? they don't really make great pets, they think they're too good to be friends with humans. we're quite lucky that the countryside is only a couple of miles away, but the poor parents who are already skint have now got to pay for petrol to take the brat to see the dumbass horse and it's not like they can leave their kid there, they're gonna have to stand outside freezing their ass off watchin the kid with the horse that's eating them out of all they've worked for!! and now oh dear! the woman i've been sat next to in my team, urgh, of all the people it had to be the horse rider! i'm sure i'm being tested..and this has got to be sumat with people who spend too much time with horses, coz yet again, she's starting to look like one, her teeth are really arched, like in a horses mouth, and it's always partially open, and she too ties her hair back in a PONY tail, and quite frankly she just irritates me! she prattles on about nothing in particular, and expects the universe to be interested, that i can cope with, but mid way through me closing a deal, NO! and the funniest! she's on a diet right, so she won't buy sweet food and she's constantly counting points, but whatever food i have on my desk, be it chocolate, sweets whatever, she clocks them, says can i just have one which becomes three then she tells me she can't buy stuff like that coz she's on a diet, but one won't hurt..i'm sat thinkin buyin the food ent the issue love it's eating it! and then a bit later she'll say oooh i haven't had sweets in so long (no not since yesterday) i've got the taste for them now, do you mind if i have another..it cracks me up! i'm sorry if you think i'm a total horse liker hater, coz i'm not, it just seems like everyone i've met who wants a horse or has one is freakishly irritating! and they seem to think they're better than others, again kinda like the horse does..it's such an upper class thing to want isnt it? maybe the horses send them mad, maybe there's some sickness you get from them and that's why the start to mimick the horse?? who knows!! whatever it is i know i will never want one and if i have a kid that wants one i'm gonna tell em straight, you go mad over horses and you're no child of mine!! i love ya but a mother's love can only take so much !!
posted by Cathy at 7:05 PM
2 Comments:
what is it with horse owners and smelling? they stink!! and they have the most awful sence in fashion, wellingtons, chord trousers tucked in, and black puffer jackets!! put ur sweets/chocolate on the other side of the computer, tease the hell out of her!!
whoa, that was funny! I was just searching for the name of what its called when people look like horses, theres a name for i ti just dont know, anywho it brought me to here and yeah funny stuff. lol bye!
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