this is no joke!

ok so new job going well, duties given, merrily going about my work..i now head up connections and e-mail queries.. so monday morning approaches way too fast for my liking, but i faithfully stagger into the office half asleep and blurry eyed and sit down to begin the day..fire up my computer, load my sytem full of caffeine and begin wading through the tons of e-mails we've had over the weekend..i stumble accross an e-mail with no subect, intrigued i open it to read, on first look i wonder if i'm too tired and can't yet make sense of the paragraph, on second look i want a second opinion, surely i can't be reading right, so i called my boss over to look and no joke this is the e-mail word for word syntax error for syntax error:

respected sir /mem

Hello my name is vikalp, and i just want some enquiry regarding your
product, which
we called It gprs card and, i bought this card from local shop and, its
vodaphone
card and i am really honest with you that product is unlock with any
network, so I
can access any network on that ,an d i tried when every thing written
on the soft
wear, and follow each and every thing and i also connected that can
display in my
laptop, and some speed plus some data transformation also indicating
but, when i am
click on web i could not display anything it, page display like when we
are offline
so whats the main problem.

I am using my o2 Sim card and thats free Internet service on my mobile
and i can
connect any time and any where in London or UK that u know but i am
telling u this
becoz they not charging any thing, when i am inserting this Sim card in
in
videophone gprs card it display o2 gprs connection on my Lapton , know
at last i
just want to tell u that can u guide me so i am very appreciate to you
so place
needful to me sir

and tell me the right way

i am really thanking you


just wanted to share it..made me smile, needless to say i couldn't think of a response :)