Sunday, December 18, 2005

cathy strikes again

ok so i know i always joke about pulling the wierdos and that but its not always funny..in fact theres a lot of truth in it, but this latest one takes the biscuit..
was doing a shift at the pub, we were hosting a wedding reception
groom was easy to spot (not coz of the suit) but cause he looked litke a pit bull chewing a wasp
groom came over and got some drinks, was quite flirty, but i figured it was cause he wanted me to carry his drinks over to where they were sitting
later in the night i was glass collecting when the groom strikes again, telling all his friends how great i am, bit embarassed i thanked him and rushed off to the safety of the bar
end of the night i was clearing up..everyone had gone bar the happy couple (who i found out had only met 4 months prevously and most of the family were meeting him for the first time that night!)
bride staggers off to get her coat and the groom takes the oppsrtunity to try and get my number! i was like NO!
obvoiusly not getting the message he lunges in and tries for a kiss! i couldnt believe it..apparantly he couldnt believe i was turning him down!
not only was he far from my type his new bride was stood no more than a few meters away
i tried to reason with him explaining that he was married, he didnt understand that this was a problem so i stormed off and hid until they'd gone
one of these days i'm hoping a vaguley 'normal' guy will approach me..i'm just scared i won't know what to do!!!

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